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  1. teacher: what unit of measurement-
  2. me: in daylights
  3. teacher: thats not-
  4. me: in sunsets
  5. me: in midnights
  6. teacher: you cant-
  7. me: in cups of coffee
  8. teacher: thats impossi-
  9. me: in inches
  10. teacher: yes! thats what i-
  11. me: in miles
  12. teacher: but you just-
  13. me: in laughter
  14. me: in strife
  15. teacher: *opens mouth*-
  16. me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
  17. teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
  18. me: how about looooooooooooooooove
  19. teacher: i give up
  20. me: measure in looooooooooove
  21. teacher: out
  22. me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Posted 2 days ago

NPR list of top cult movies

bentkatana:

http://www.npr.org/2011/12/07/143296617/what-s-on-your-cult-film-list

I have seen 11 of these.

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Posted 2 days ago

That bad attitude? Blame the birth month

amandadeprezon:

Numerous studies suggest a link between temperament and health and the month in which a person is born. If you’re overweight, you could be a winter baby.

This has been my explanation for why there is something to horoscopes. In my opinion horoscopes mean nothing overall (at least as far as planetary alignments/etc go), but when/where you are born does mean something. This article talks about study that suggest evidence for this…

Posted 1 week ago

the-infantata:

i’m gonna steal the declaration of independence

National Treasure much?

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Posted 1 week ago

SIN · SAI: r0bertbrowniejr: Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5...

snazzycookies:

r0bertbrowniejr:

Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool. 

She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”

Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it. 

However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.” 

My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.

Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)

Kids will fix the world if we just let them be ;_;

Posted 1 week ago

hungarysovaries:

mypatronusisyou:

U.S. census has a census of humor.

I CAN’T I CAN’T OMG

JESUS CHRIST.

I CANNOT SIR.

Posted 1 week ago

thestoryofabipolarbear:

People with neurological development disorder always have a special space in my heart. <3

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